IDIOTS WHO COULD NOT DO THEIR JOB TO SAVE THEIR LIFE.

First of all, as you may have noticed with all of the other reviews, OHSU has a reputation for nothing at all but being the shittiest abomination of a hospital anyone has ever seen on this Earth. It has been theorized that this place was created as a death trap to intentionally torture victims who have been lured into it instead of being able to find their way to a hospital of competence and give-a-fuck-ism. As it is clearly obvious from anyone who has engaged with OHSU for at least 0.001 microseconds, anyone who works at OHSU is laughably incompetent, starting with failing to write their own name at 14 and dropping out of preschool, which then led to being kicked to the curb by their own parents and being demoted to this clinic from hell; you can expect everything but anything at all at Oregon Hospital Shittiness Unsatisfactory. For instance, if you were contact them three times about medicine relating to functions necessary to live (I can die if I go 12 days without taking these unless a miracle happens), you can expect them to respond or do what you need a grand total of ZERO times. Why? Because doing so would help clients, which strongly goes against OHSU's morals. If you are having a critical organ failure right outside OHSU, what you should do is clutch it and hope it starts working on its own, would be the best advice. However, if you can't take it anymore and decide that you want to die, then you should walk into OHSU. OHSU is famous across the country for going above and beyond all known standards and hospitals to provide the worst possible care and ensure that employees will never do their job. It's received several awards as the worst hospital in the world and is in the Guinness Book of Huge Faggots

Fuck OHSU. Never go there unless you are feeling suicidal (not because they will help you, but because it will make you much more likely to die!)